You’ve all read those stupid real estate ads where the agents gild the lilly somewhat. Well for the real picture only read the bracketed parts. Renovators Dream (Renovators Nightmare) Flow thru ventilation. (There are holes in the walls) Decorated in a minimalist style (Someone stole the kitchen) Big Yard (Long grass to mow) Bring your hammer. (Bring a BIG hammer) Bring your paint brush (Buy shares in Dulux) It’s Cheap (It’s very very very cheap) The owners want this gone now so bring your offers. (Buy it cheap now!) A copy of the sustainability declaration is available from the agent.