We have a house half-eaten
But the price cannot be beaten
The termites abound
But it’s very good ground
So call me and set up a meetin’

The house is forlorn
As white ants adorn
The view is very bonny
So give us a call
Get in boots and all
And save yourselves some money

I don’t want to bore
Like the whiteants galore
But the location it should appeal
For the price of the block
You’d work around the clock
To find a better deal