Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further.

I got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT

I got carpet up in this HOE too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like NO yo. I don’t want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience.

HOLLA BACK